we'll be a legend tonight

timeywimeyhobbit:

why does my body keep  producing acne why can’t you focus on more important things like growing wings or making me hot 

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hybridthry:

wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation

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medicharn:

american horror story: public speaking

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awkwardstandinglewiskennedy:

offworldcolonies:

Man the 90’s were weird.

Its like we got all this new technology and didnt know what to do with it.

aureat:

I hate that feeling when you’re not necessarily sad, but you just feel really empty and every little thing gets to you and everyone that talks to you makes you angry and you want to punch everyone in the face

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yoyosufo:

the-jaeger-pilot:

Chunk takes his education very seriously

His name is Chunk omg
starting-to-snap:

Me

seinfelcl:

how dumb is it that we’ve created words we arent supposed to use

what words do you mean? idk like “Voldemort”? *the sky turns black and a frightening cold wind starts to blow really hard* omg what have i done omg this is your fault

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dickpong:

dickpong:

THIS STRANGER JUST OPENED MY FRONT DOOR PETTED MY DOG SAW ME AND LEFT

i just met my step-brother for the first time

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